“Final Exam” by Jared Forsyth

The final exam will be administered at random and repeatedly you will be notified at least halfway through each time that it is taking place

Cheating is impossible and any corners cut will teach you about the shape of the world

Lecture notes will only be helpful if written on your heart and you must balance preparation time between private study and public practice

Collaboration is encouraged though the timing of your tests will not always line up

Feedback will be provided each time you remember and sometimes when you do not

I am, like the rest of you excited to see how the earth will pass.